Thursday, September 10, 2009

Almost Transformers Costume Idea?

Almost Transformers is a skit by Australian comedians Merrick and Rosso in which they don refrigerator and clothes dryer costumes and try to scare people walking by.

Human Vs. Zombie Tag A Growing Trend On College Campuses

Apparently Human Vs. Zombie Tag (H.v.Z.) is a growing trend on college campuses.

An HvZ game typically involves hundreds of students and runs 24 hours a day for days on end; dwindling numbers of humans try to fend off and outlast growing legions of zombies.

The rules are fundamentally simple: Zombie tags human, human becomes a zombie. Unlike movie zombies, with shambling walks and undead makeup, zombies in the game just wear headbands to distinguish them from armband-wearing humans. And they are free to sprint.

If you're a human, you can "stun" zombies for 15 minutes by hitting them with a Nerf gun or balled up sock (preferably stuffed with pennies). I dunno about all that, but, for the sake of unbiased reporting, I suppose I'll have to play before passing judgment.

The Notorious Monkey Man!


Some guy, with too much time on his hands, is speeding around Phoenix, AZ wearing a monkey mask to avoid paying speeding-camera fines. To date, he's already been sent 37 tickets.

"Not one of them there is a picture where you can identify the driver," said Dave Vontesmar, a flight attendant who works at Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport. "The ball's in their court. I sent back all these ones I got with a copy of my driver's license and said, 'It's not me. I'm not paying them.' "

"We watched him four different times put the monkey mask on and put the giraffe-style mask on," Officer Dave Porter told "Based on surveillance, we were positive that Vontesmar was the driver."

"It's obviously a revenue grab," Dave said of the new photo-enforcement program. "They're required by law to ID the driver of the vehicle. If they can't identify the driver or the vehicle by the picture, what are they doing to identify the driver?"

Stick it to the Man Dave!

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Halloween Pyro!

Not Halloween related...but scares the Hell out of me!

These pole dancing dolls are real products despite everything you know about life telling you they shouldn't be. I'll tell you one thing: no daughter of mine is playing with a damn stripper doll. Product features:

* style
* interesting
* music
* flash
* up and down
* go round and round

Wow. That's, uh, really something. Really something wrong with the world. I mean, how the hell does something like this get approved for manufacture and sale? China! Right, I keep forgetting.

Spooky Broom

This is a two and a half minute news report from Alabama about a woman who thinks there's "a little holy spirit" in her new consignment shop because she can stand a broom up unsupported in three separate locations.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Zombify Yourself!

Give it a try and see what you or your family and friends look like as ZOMBIES!

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Leatherface.....ohhh How I Missed You.....

I passed on picking up this Gemmy Animatronic Leatherface prop years back and kick myself because I can't even find a good condition used one. Anybody want to barter?

Watch your Step!

A ladder is very helpful in putting up the haunts each year.... but can be very perilous if not respected.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Candy anyone?

Would anyone Like some Candy? Great sculpt/Artist site .

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Check out for the chance to win some very cool sculpted home-made pumpkins.

Monday, August 10, 2009

3's Company

Love this Gallows Prop. The female swinging prop looks like the one that never gets away in any slasher movie(lol)!

What's That Growing On My Wall!

Spirit 2008

Loved the setup last year at Spirit Halloween and very much looking forward to store Displays in 2009.

Sunday, August 9, 2009

Witch Tea Party

Battlestar Evolution

I'm a big fan of the new Battlestar Mini Series on the Sci-Fi Channel. I would love to do an Alien Invasion Haunt one year....but for now I'll stick to my Graveyard. Above, left to right, the evolution of the Cylon models. Below, and my favorite, .... the new line of Cylon #6! Technological Improvements are truly remarkable.

Michaels 50% Off Through Aug. 14

Lots of Halloween Goodies at Michaels. Print out this coupon and save!

Welcome Foolish Mortals

Welcome to my new Blog. To those of you that find yourselves on this page, you must also suffer from the Halloween itch all year long . I'm sick with the Halloween fever. The Witching Hour 13 is that time and place of the night where creepy ideas come from.